Mud Mower 

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

Mud Mower by Mowers and femalez March 31, 2021

mud mower 

A really awesome lawn mower that is lifted and got nobby tires and light bars. It qualifies as a mud mower in Maine only you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. Mud mower are for men and sexy women that like to get down and dirt.

I rode my mud mower like I ride my women

mud mower by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

mud mower 

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.

I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me

mud mower by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

mudmower 

The act of a man rotating his flaccid penis in a helicopter motion while a woman with excessive diarrhea deficates on it. (May use laxatives for added effect)

“My lady and I had a free weekend so I went ahead and showed her the good ol’ mudmower” (LTB)

mudmower by Flibbitynibbit March 19, 2025