mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

mud crotch

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

by sir poop crumbles April 27, 2008

Mud Crotch

(Adj) word to describe a brunette's pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head's)

I went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.

by Stephanie D November 26, 2007

mudcrotch

when someone hasn't showered for a couple days, has done some serious sweating, basically been able to wash their crotch for an extended period of time

"Man, Jill was all about messing around last night but I had just got bad from the gym and had nasty mudcrotch"-Chris

"How was the camping trip?"-Chris
"Meh fine but after not showering for three days Stacy had some mad mudcrotch, and she kept wanting me to go down on her"-Rory

by ChirsM May 20, 2008

mudcrutch

A name to call someone in which you hate deeply

Emily: you suck!

Me: kys mudcrutch

by bertgasm May 22, 2016