Mud Crabs 

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus

Freds bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

Mud Crabs by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

mud crabs 

The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.

I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.

mud crabs by Greg Mow-Chow February 3, 2007

Mud Crabs 

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

Mud Crabs by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Mud Crabs 

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

Mud Crabs by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

Mud Crabs 

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

Mud Crabs by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Mud kingdom crabs 

These crabs live in mud. An they are kings!!!!

This is a mud kingdom crabs

Mud kingdom crabs by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020

Mud Crab Vagina 

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

Mud Crab Vagina by Enerjex September 19, 2017