Mud Baby
An unusually large turd.
The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.
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Mud Baby
A person whose personality and/or physical appearance is so vile and repulsive that it inconceivable that they originated in a human womb. The only explanation for their existence is that they spontaneously arose from a pile of mud and/or fecal matter.
Nancy Grace is a mud baby, and so is that annoying chubby woman on her show that quotes Shakespeare.
Mud Baby by KingWolfos August 6, 2008
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Mud Baby
An individual comprised of human genetics and fecal matter. Also known as a "Piece of Shit!"
Conception was achieved with one egg, one sperm, and fecal bacteria. This is most commonly the result of intercourse involving a poop dick, but can also happen following a cum slide where shizz enters the vaginal cavity during ovulation.
Conception was achieved with one egg, one sperm, and fecal bacteria. This is most commonly the result of intercourse involving a poop dick, but can also happen following a cum slide where shizz enters the vaginal cavity during ovulation.
Mud Baby by Artkyver13 February 20, 2019
Mud Baby
Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!
Mud Baby by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019
Mud baby
A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".
Mud baby by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021