Muck Spreading 

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

Muck Spreading by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Muck Spreading 

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

Muck Spreading by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

Muck spraying

Shitting into a running fan spraying poop all around to mark territory like a hippo.

I waa totally caught muck spraying my exs room after squatting into her box fan like Escobars cocaine hippos!

Muck spraying by Mitch McConner November 28, 2025