Mtembu

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Ey yo, Mtembu

Mtembu by Jackson2265 November 22, 2021

John Membu 

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.

OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.

John Membu by Magic 456 November 15, 2022

You nah a membuh! 

You were that little kid at your cousin’s seventh birthday party who organized a sports-themed event at a gymnasium. You eagerly waited in line to receive the sport-themed hockey equipment to participate in the ongoing hockey game. When it was finally your turn to ask the event staff, who happened to be a big black dude, for the equipment, he looked at you and bluntly said, “You Nah a Membuh“. This harsh rejection made you tear up and run to the corner of the gymnasium.

The example is “can I get the hockey equipment to play with everyone” …… “ You Nah a Membuh!”

You nah a membuh! by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025