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Mrs. Nelson 

Sex position inspired by wrestling terminology.
A Full Nelson is a wrestling hold that is applied from behind. The holder hooks his arms under his oponent's arms, then clasps his hands behind his opponent's neck. A Half Nelson uses only one arm. A Full Nelson is very difficult to escape from.
A Mrs. Nelson is also applied from behind. The arms are hooked between the woman's legs, then the hands are clasped together behind her back. Also very difficult to escape from.
While he had her immobilized in a Mrs. Nelson, he buried his tongue in each of her holes.
Mrs. Nelson by Celestial Mechanic January 14, 2008
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Mrs. Nelson 

A teacher who does nothing but judge you and will constantly pick on you. Sometimes she’ll even try to get you in trouble. She tends to pick favorites like the smart popular kids. She is mostly an ELA teacher and will give you a death stare. She’s very strict.
You with your friend walk into the class: oh no, Mrs. Nelson is here instead of a substitute

Your friend: dang it
Mrs. Nelson by YourRegularGeek June 28, 2022

Mrs Nelson 

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.
Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed
Mrs Nelson by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010

mrs nielson 

happy teacher that hates loud kids
mrs nielson by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019
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