Mrs Shaft Share definition Flag Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI! Mrs Shaft mammoth Mrs Shaft by Eillie June 21, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Mrs Shaft mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch