A fat, racist ass teacher who says " slay mama " and all the Mexicans in a corner while teaching so they can gang bang on burritos
Mrs.mcCarty "hey you filthy Mexicans! Get your taco having ass's in that corner, because if that doesn't happen and I can't get my shrek, imma be FUCKING MAD"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.