Mr. Swigert

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A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.

Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.

Mr. Swigert by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017

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Mr. Swigert

A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole

"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"

Mr. Swigert by mr.swiggycaneatme May 5, 2019

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Mr. Swigert

A great man who we must all worship

Hail Mr. Swigert!

Mr. Swigert by #IQ134 May 5, 2019

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Mr. Swīgert

Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!

Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!

Mr. Swīgert by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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