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Mr. Mason 

whist fucking your girl doggy style slap her in the side of the head, when she turns around blow a full load in her face and knee her in the crotch. If she starts to scream threaten her that you will call her if she does not give you the greatest head of your life she will be shot in the tit.
"Getting Mr. Mason hurts," says the little girl.
Mr. Mason by Tim Mustion March 9, 2008
FUCKING SHIT ENGLISH TEACHER GOD FUCKING HELP ME AND SAVE MY SANITY
FUCK Mr Mason, he is so fucking bad
Mr Mason by Dr Phishius May 1, 2022
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