A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

Mr. Belvedere by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

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Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

Mr. Belvedere by amikke01 December 9, 2008

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Mr. Belvedered

spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately

Mr. Belvedered in my pants

Mr. Belvedered by harg19 August 31, 2010

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mr. belvediered

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum

aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself

mr. belvediered by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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