Belvedered

When a gentleman sits down in a chair and accidentally sits on his own testicles. In reference to what happened on the set of Mr Belvedere.

Oh no he Belvedered himself.

by Lutz85 September 17, 2025

Mr. Belvedered

spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately

Mr. Belvedered in my pants

by harg19 August 31, 2010

Mr. Belvedere

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.

I Mr. Belvedered myself.

by DiggerMan March 15, 2009

Belvedere

Christopher "Mr. Belvedere" Hewett supposedly sat on his own testicles during a script reading for the show. The rumor has two endings...that he yelled so loudly that the light above the table in the room shook or that he was carried out on a stretcher.

"Aaargh! I just Belvedered myself!"

by JimmyD March 2, 2005

belvidere high school

A high school in diddlyfuck nowhere where its a whole bunch of white kids thinking they can fight and spend the money they dont have on juuls and weed, loud freshman, and booty at sports. But since we dont get mommy and daddys money we are not dickheads like BNHS

Belvidere High School
“Oh so you’re not athletic”
WHAT? I cant hear you over these freshman

by Balloonbloopers April 15, 2019

Belvidere North Highschool

What dumb cuck thought it would be a good idea to put a highschool in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Some people say that out of the two local highschools, it is the “richer, cleaner,” one. While in reality, it’s just as fucking shitty as it’s counterpart.

“Oh so you’re from Belvidere North Highschool?”
“Yeah.”
“So, what kind of group are you in?”
“I’m one of the fuckboy freshman who vapes in the bathroom.”
“Oh so you’re gay.”

by Good ol’ Belvitucky June 7, 2018

Belvedere

To sit on one's testicles, presumably by accident.

Actor Christopher Hewett, who played Mr. Belvedere on the eponymous comedy show, once sat on his testicles at a staged script reading and yelled so loudly from the pain that the flourescent lighting shook.

by RyanTheGreat June 20, 2006