An entity that contains the surreal power of giving out BNs to anyone he wants, and due to the fact that he sucks the principals dick.. he cant be caught abusing his power.
Yo mr whiteroad raped my daughter again and now the police wont do anything about it since he sucked the chiefs dick!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.