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mr sexy jura 

he just beamed you and you are not getting money back??😱
mr sexy jura: hello my name is mr sexy jura and I just beamed you you are not getting money back hahhahahahah get out of my way i have to scam more people

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mr sexy jura by sillycat13 May 4, 2023

Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams 

That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
Goodnight Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams. Sleep tight.

Mr. Sexy's Pizza 

Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.
Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).

Mr. Sexy Pants 

Also known as Shah Rukh Khan, one of India's biggest (and dreamiest) Bollywood stars. He dances, he swoons and has killer dimples. SRK also managed to rock a hell of a mullet in the early days of his career.
Look on at the dimples on that guy! He's a total Mr. Sexy Pants.
Mr. Sexy Pants by ieatmybrocolli January 10, 2012

mr.sexyguy 

guy who supports Dn
mr.sexyguy supports dn 😟
mr.sexyguy by iwantanal666 March 9, 2021

Mrsexybangman69 

An absolute god to be worshipped, even if you arent sucking his nob you are down on his knees.
Guy: omg did you see mrsexybangman69 last night?