Mozel Tov 

Banging an explicit gang that only straight shooters are in.

Mozel Tov: It is a Jewish sign of Goodluck

Mozel Tov by Bobby no shmurda May 23, 2022

Mozel tov with a french fry 

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

Mozel tov with a french fry by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

mazel tov, bitch 

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

mazel tov, bitch by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

Manhattan Mazel Tov

When you bust and she keeps sucking until you're limp like a lo mein noodle in soup

Dave: dude I heard becky sucked you off last night
Pablo: yeah she gave me a Manhattan mazel tov

Manhattan Mazel Tov by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts April 15, 2017

mazel tov 

congratulations

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"

mazel tov by blah BLAH blah June 7, 2003

mazel tov 

Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."

2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."

mazel tov by Diacetylm0rphine February 13, 2010

mazel tov 

What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

mazel tov by dirtybeandip January 8, 2012