Definitions by dirtybeandip

mazel tov 

What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

mazel tov by dirtybeandip January 8, 2012

Pino 

The fat that rises to the top of the milk.

Person 1: Aww fuck! My chocolate milk tastes like shit. It's probably rotten.
Person 2: Nah, just take the pino of the top and it will taste fine.
Person 1: Thanks man, I appreciate your advice.

Pino by dirtybeandip January 8, 2012