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mouse knuckle 

Also known as the 'camel toe', this is the female frontal wedgie.
Check out the mouse knuckle on that chic. I can almost see her uterus.

Angry Moose Knuckle 

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey
"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

Moose Knuckle Junction 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.
“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”
Moose Knuckle Junction by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

moose knuckle shuffle 

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

moose-knuckle 

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing
moose-knuckle by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose knuckle 

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.
"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"
moose knuckle by the dude1963 April 20, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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