Mountjoyed

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To be dobbed in to authorities for adding someone you don't know very well on facebook. Be it your boss, the police, principal of your school or (for younger users) parents. The mountjoyer believes they are being stalked.

"I added the waitress from the coffee shop on facebook and she mountjoyed me to the police"

"I added that council worker biatch on facebook and she mountjoyed to my boss. now i my boss thinks i'm an online stalker!"

Young boy: "I added janie from the second grade on facebook and she mountjoyed to her parents, who then mountjoyed to mine!"
Young friend: "that's totally gay and uncalled for"

Mountjoyed by rodney shire May 21, 2009

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The Mountjoy

When a girl pours pop rocks in her mouth, then proceeds to give you head.

If you want to try The Mountjoy, have her eat some Pop Rocks first!

The Mountjoy by Jewbac November 26, 2007

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Related Words

Mountjoyed • montoyed • mary mountjoy • The Mountjoy • Mount Jamedew

mary mountjoy

pure evil

man shes such a mary mountjoy

mary mountjoy by tyyyyy November 17, 2010

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montoyed

when someone gets their girl took and absolutely gut wrenchingly railed on video for everyone to see

Isn’t that the same guy who for montoyed last week?
Yeah and I heard he’s still with her

montoyed by ramidash February 11, 2025

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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