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Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.
"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

St. Mother Teresa CES 

St Mother Teresa CES is a closed school in Markham, but when it was open it had a shit basketball team and a pretty good volleyball team. The principal was lowkey a pedophile and the only good teachers there were Mr.Nat and Mr.Sunn. The legend Andre De Grasse attended this school and the kids flex on everyone else because of it. In the mornings you can see old Asian people doing Tai Chi in the yard and you can hear their music from a mile away. The school has only won two track and fields which says a lot but whatever. Overall the school was fun and stuff.
person 1: hey bro have you heard of st. mother teresa ces?
person 2: yeah sadly that school closed down, it was apparently fun and everything.

Mother Teresa High School 

A school that claims to be catholic and holy but has the highest concentration of freshmen thots and pot heads. Also has its fai share of white girls who talk like they were born and raised in Toronto
Girl: Let’s go to Mother Teresa High School
Girl 2: Why, so we can fuck up the bathrooms

Go Meet Mother Teresa 

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them
Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"

Mother Teresa 

A person who is publicly charitable for personal gain.
Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?
Mother Teresa by TrismegistusIII August 14, 2016