Mother Hen

a person who cares for the needs of others (especially in an overprotective or interfering way)

stop that, you mother hen

by majid_aryaee October 19, 2010

Mother Hen

Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.

Fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping.

by Applegap May 16, 2019

Mother Hen

When a man in a crotchless gimpsuit squats on another man's face

Alans face got all covered in balls when Steven treated him to a mother Hen

by Eonypony July 20, 2023

Mother Hen

The Mother puppet from sound of music. She went rouge one day and now stalks people for enjoyment.

I saw Mother Hen near the highway heading north for Canada.

by J.W. Nessbitt July 24, 2023

Mother Hen

A term used to describe a woman of large proportions or large and in charge, usually in excess of 200 pounds, by a male who finds this body type attractive.

"High Five! I just filled the tank on that Mother Hen"

by thegoat54 October 27, 2008

mother-henning

When someone (often a roommate) is all over your shit, such that you can't even breath.

When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 11, 2003