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A 'Moseley' is someone who embarks on a perverted crusade and comes up short much to the amusement of his peers.
John walked across the dance floor to discreetly touch Jenny's tits. Jenny slapped John and everyone laughed at him. John did a 'moseley'

Andrew climbed into bed with Melissa with only his boxers on and a throbbing erection. Melissa frantically ran out of the room with Andy in pursuit. Andy was then met by his peers who laughed at him. He had done a 'Moseley'
by Swordandstone April 6, 2016
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