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Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.
by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016
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