Morning Surprise 

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.

Well isn't this just a morning surprise

Morning Surprise by Cockwood November 15, 2010

Morning surprise 

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

Morning surprise by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

Sunday Morning Surprise by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009

foggy morning surprise 

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

foggy morning surprise by myn odu December 31, 2009

monday morning surprise 

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.

guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.

monday morning surprise by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009

Moms Morning Surprise 

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

Moms Morning Surprise by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

Early Morning Suprise 

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

Early Morning Suprise by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009