morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 03, 2008

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

Morning Glory

Waking up with a hard on

Morning hunnie, wanna sort out my morning glory?

by Bandylank January 20, 2009

morning glory

The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.

I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.

by jiblair October 28, 2003

morning glory

the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other

if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory

by chikiimonkey21020 June 10, 2010