n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.

An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.

An alternative rock band from New York City, started in 2001. It consists of Peter(or "Pedro") Yanowitz- bassist and back-up vocals, Chantal Claret (vocals, married to Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence), Alfredo Ortiz and Phillip Shouse. Their hits include Take Off Your Clothes and Nth Degree.

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.