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When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf
*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa December 29, 2015
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When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).
MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"
by Don Andino February 01, 2006
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i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..
by meep meep October 27, 2005
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a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
by kilometeros July 10, 2008
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When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.
by Eli R. May 22, 2008
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