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RingToss 

When two or more guys throw a girl whos very small around a circle and have her pussy land on their dicks, hence the ring toss
yo thats crazy how we ringtossed Bianca last night. Bianca is so ringtossable
RingToss by Mekca Bekah June 16, 2024

Gloucestershire Ringtoss 

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.
‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away
Gloucestershire Ringtoss by 535 February 21, 2012

reverse ringtoss 

The act of prolapsing your grandma's butthole
reverse ringtoss by cheesemurder November 14, 2014

Ring Toss 

When vapers take turns trying to blow vape rings around each other's penises.
Mike: Hey Andrew! Wanna play Ring Toss?!?!
Ring Toss by Richard Dangler Sr. September 6, 2018

Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.
You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"
Boner Ring-Toss by Scoopalone April 19, 2021

ring toss 

When having sex with a girl who uses the nuvaring for pregnancy prevention. You start really digging in and the ring slips on to your cock. Either loosely or real tight like a cockring.
"I completed the ring toss last night. So when I left, I took some of her stuffed animals home."
ring toss by DnonameworksD June 19, 2007