2 definition by meep meep

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when a guy wakes up with a boner..
i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..
by meep meep October 27, 2005

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The punchline to every joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hoodini
by Meep meep July 23, 2015

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