Mornign Papre

What you read on a pirate ship, its like a morning paper, it is. Just on a pirate ship. Yes.

Captain Gunnar picked up the mornign papre and began reading.
The mornign papre is very insightful.

Wow I am on a pirate ship reading the mornign papre.

by WhEEZERtheFeBREZER October 31, 2017

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021