Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.

That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.

by kiba108 September 18, 2010

Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018