Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 03, 2008

moose cricket

A nagger's moose knuckle, or camel toe.

That moose cricket is fuckin huge guy! Thats bigger than your moms!

by Amanda Loven Touch March 20, 2008