moon tan

very pale white skin, suggesting they dont see much sun light and making a joke out ov the possiblity of tanning under moon light

nice moon tan
how ya goin moon tan
get ya moon tan out

moon tan by piechart October 14, 2008

Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

Moon Tan by Hinderonus May 18, 2011

Moon Tan

Someone who plays the xbox all day and dosen't go outside.

John: Yo, I havent seen Sam for a while.

Doug: Yeah hes working on his Moon Tan.

Moon Tan by Nadex January 25, 2011

Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

Moon Tan by Hinderonus May 18, 2011

Moon Tanning 

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

Moon Tanning by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

Moon Tang 

A strange looking drink or liquid substance that when ingested induces moments of euphoria and an intense lack of concentration.

"Be careful, don't drink that moon tang too fast or you'll flip out"

Moon Tang by CQDQ May 20, 2009

moon tang 

When someone eats the bits of toliet paper stuck to the hairs in your butt-crack.

Billy Jack was shocked to find bits of Bob's moon tang still stuck on his upper lip the next morning.

moon tang by WookiedRick September 29, 2005