Moon Rock

A crystal meth shard dipped in hash oil. Melt the shard in the meth pipe and then add hash oil. Smoke until high.

I was fucked up off of that moon rock last night. Moon rocks for breakfast anyone?

by Kaef Black May 05, 2011

Moon Rock

The solid core of pus in a pimple. The moon rock must be excavated for the pimple to recede entirely (not just scraping off the top), although getting to it can be difficult. Once removed, the pimple should excrete a bead of blood mixed with clear fluid, then begin to recede.

The best way to expose moon rocks is to either squeeze the pimple with two fingers in a traditional fashion, or use the tip of a pointy knife to apply pressure below it. Either way, the solid and semi-solid pus should pop cleanly out of the pore.

by 1337nerd421 March 02, 2011

Moon Rock

A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item

Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."

*Tourists nut themselves*

by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019

Moon Rocks

Crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, MDMA.

We ran a test kit on those moon rocks, they're 98% pure.

by basshead91 November 29, 2011

Moon Rocks

Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.

Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*

by Shrimp Titties July 15, 2018

moon rocks

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report

"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"

by xxZeus-Almighty December 11, 2009

moon rock

A remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.

That woman is a fucking moon rock, i can't believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking spaces.

by sqrjn January 02, 2008