1. A small chain of elitists who are skilled in just every category from Medicine to Social Work. They are run by a vicious tyrant named "Nanny" who regularly gives speeches to the group about the importance of their leadership roles in society. The Montminy Effect is seen throughout Massachusetts and runs deep into the heart of Rhode Island. Montminy's are said to have abnormally large calf muscles.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods