montie

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To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.

My friend had to montie into his car this morning.

montie by ErnieG March 22, 2006

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montie

common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits

montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*

montie by anonymous January 31, 2021

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Montie

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.

Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

Montie by DAVVEEEEEE January 7, 2009

Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants

You look like a montie

Montie by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018

dirty montie

Stuffed the shower head with cum while his cat watches

Oh meow dirty Montie

dirty montie by Shower kitties June 9, 2020

Full montie

Full montie means going all the way, having full sex

My best friend ask her boyfriend if he wanted to go the full montie with her after prom

Full montie by Moi la roi November 28, 2009

Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.

Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!

Je suis Monte by jaboigin October 29, 2018

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026