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Monti Blow-Job 

the rather sick sexual act in which one individual cuts off his or her partners penis at which point both parties suck on each end of the severed penis. at some point the masochist will squeeze his balls out through the wound allowing the sadist to play with them. this usually ends in death.
My girlfriend said she was going to give me a Monti Blow-Job tonight! i can't wait!!
Monti Blow-Job by skin ticket November 8, 2010

Blowjob Month 

Its the month of november and you can suck anyones penis anytime you want and they arent allowed to do anything
Hey let me suck your penis since its blowjob month
Blowjob Month by Man-spider16 October 2, 2019

national blowjob month 

the month of june is declared national blowjob month
"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"

Blowjob Month 

In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants
Blowjob Month by De baba October 7, 2019

Blowjob Month 

In the month of October all boys can get a blowjob when ever they want one, or girls can give one when ever they want
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants
Blowjob Month by Del baba October 7, 2019
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