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Monterey jack 

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.
how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.

Monterey jack by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008
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Monterey Jack 

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.
"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."

Monterey Jack Minaj 

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.
Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!

Monterey Jack Cheez-It® 

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.
"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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