Dude this place is so Montclair, California
by asdasasdsds January 21, 2009
No stairs..
I heard Montclair High School’s stairs broke the third time this year
Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
by s Th Mel d November 2, 2019
A high school in Montclair, New Jersey. Probably the most unique high school in the country. In this high school, because of the extreme mix of races and social classes, the proximity to Newark, East orange, orange, paterson, and New York, the money provided by the upper class whites, the open campus and non caring security guards, weed is a common bonding practice. Everybody in the 2200 person high school smokes weed, and if you dont everyone knows who you are. Everyone smoked an average of 4 times a day, 2 of those times occuring during school hours. The black people and the white people all bond over big butts and blunts. The atmosphere is that not even close to what you would see anywhere else. The brainiac nerds also happen to be stoned out of their minds 90% of the time. The culture is all aroud weed and the responsibility to do well at the school is all on the student. They can do whatever they want, light up an L on midland ave entrance to school, smoke in a class room, anything. The school is LOOSE. The people are crazy, that shit is intense. The music is primarily rap that they listen to and the students are exposed to EVERYTHING. All of the students use words that end up coming out in rap songs 5 years later. You can't understand these students when they speak, they have their own language. everyone onds over one thing in this 1/2 GHETTO 1/2 PREPPY 1/2 ARTSY 1/2 CRAZY TOWN.... bally.
yo i visited Montclair High School the other day. that shit was loose, i sparked an L right next to the raping security guard then had an orgy with every race.
by nemodkdkld May 20, 2008
Public college that says it has a “diverse" population. It spends way too much money on extra facilities to look nice on the outside while students complain about poor living conditions and everything being overpriced.
by margarita85 March 22, 2007
Awesome students and horrible teachers and staffing. Unfortunately the president is too obsessed with creating buildings in her image than fixing up the important ones that are falling apart.
Even when given a choice to name a building after the great (and still alive) Stephen Colbert, the university did not realize how this could quite possible help the school look better in the eyes of the students and denied them the right to a fair vote.
Also the school newspaper fights with the SGA by suing them and having the students pay the lawsuits.
It's a great place to become an alcoholic
Even when given a choice to name a building after the great (and still alive) Stephen Colbert, the university did not realize how this could quite possible help the school look better in the eyes of the students and denied them the right to a fair vote.
Also the school newspaper fights with the SGA by suing them and having the students pay the lawsuits.
It's a great place to become an alcoholic
Montclair State University spends money making shitty buildings and letting the important ones (aka the dorms) fall apart (aka, everything breaks)
Montclair State University bought a drug dog because their previous shitty actions led students to become drug addicts
Montclair State University bought a drug dog because their previous shitty actions led students to become drug addicts
by Need_A_Real_School April 12, 2009
The second bigest public school in New Jersey. Known for its commuter students and lack of school spirit, Montclair State University has some of the lamest parties that one can attend. College is what you make of it, but at MSU you'll have to make the most of very little.
by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006
Montclair Kimberley Academy more commonly referred to as MKGay by Montclair High School students, is a pre-k through 12th-grade school in Montclair, NJ. In New Jersey MKGay is notoriously known for being obnoxious and filled with WASPY rich kids. It costs upwards of 32k a year is not hard to get into if you donate a couple mil. Nobody cares how smart you are as long as you are loaded. MKA kids are identifiable by their signature look, they can be seen in their obnoxious uniform with their "Vinyard Vines" and "Ralph Loren" and of course their "Sperrys".
James: 'Look at that MKGAY girl, Sperrys and all. Damn these white girls party hard.'
Micheal: 'MKGAY?'
James: 'Montclair Kimberley Academy students'
Micheal: 'MKGAY?'
James: 'Montclair Kimberley Academy students'
by jerseydude2002 January 18, 2017