Another qwerty keyboard randomness, not suprising.
You know the drill, you're bored bla bla bla typing keyboard something etc.
Well, I ain't blaming y'all for getting bored. Because I myself are the same as you guys.
Someone: "Oi, can ya stop with the typin'?"
You:"Nope, I won't. I have achieved the ultimate keyboard typing randomness. By typing the ultimate "``==11--220033994488557766qq\\ww]]ee[rrppttooyyiiuuaa''[ss;;ddllffkkggjjhhzz//xx..cc,,vvmmbbnn."
Someone: "I'll call the psychiatrists."
22000 is obviously the best snap score number of all time. With this snap score you’re better than your friends, popular, attractive, But not a hoe at the same time you don’t spend all of your precious life on the internet or waiting for some raggedy ass man to snap u back.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'