The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019
by Mr brownstone September 20, 2021
When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022
Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?
Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is
by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023
The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021