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mayo monster 

a stupid, ignorant, and probably racist white person
me: *notices friend crying*

friend: THAT STUPID FUCKING MAYO MONSTER CALLED ME A DUMB MONKEY WHORE
mayo monster by thatbitchperiod October 22, 2019

mayonnaise monster 

an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.
"are you some sort of mayonnaise monster?"
mayonnaise monster by sexy cherry January 24, 2007

monstermybeloved

A very cool and swaggy tiktoker.

Who gained a large following count in a small amount of time
“Have you seen monstermybeloved on tiktok before?”

“Of course, they are very cool”
monstermybeloved by Mcytesa August 14, 2021

Monstermybeloved

A very pog, hot, swag, tiktoker as they carry mcyt tiktok<3 🥵
Monstermybeloved, is so hot I love them as my moot 🥵!
Monstermybeloved by Highthigh August 30, 2021

monstermybeloved

monstermybeloved is a tiktok we who gained a lot of attention and is now considered a big fan page (like callahands, quackaphobia, wilburtoo, etc)
“have you heard of monstermybeloved?”
“the one taking over my fyp?”
monstermybeloved by reececake12 August 25, 2021

MonsterMasher

A dumb simp, synonym of simp with the bonus of beind dumb
He's such a MonsterMasher towards Star

Ikr
MonsterMasher by Starcat333 November 6, 2020