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pinple moosephant 

An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.

Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.

Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.

Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
I saw a pinple moosephant...I think I peed my pants...
pinple moosephant by mrsbologna March 13, 2011
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monosexism 

The belief that bisexual, omnisexual and pansexual identities and behaviors are inferior to monosexuality, or that any identity beyond monosexuality does not exist.

Any speech or behavior that is biased against people beyond a monosexual identity.
Monosexism claims that a person can only be gay or straight, and that anyone who is not is either lying or confused.
monosexism by RangerTom November 4, 2008

monorepeating

(noun) the act of excessivly and exclusivly listening to a song over and over again for hours on end
I put Britney Spears on monorepeat.
I have been monorepeating Dune all day.
monorepeating by cbrpnk December 15, 2009

monosexual 

A person who's sexual prefernce is one sex. It can be heterosexual or homosexual.
Lisa is a monosexual lesbian and does not like men, therefore she's not bisexual.
monosexual by R·D January 1, 2004

moosepack 

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.
Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.
moosepack by Jonis January 3, 2007

monosexual 

A person who has sex only with themselves.
No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.
monosexual by ND494 January 20, 2005

moosepig 

An adjective describing a facially challenged individual.
"Lindsey is such a moosepig, i wouldn't even do her from behind."
moosepig by Fraulein Schmidt January 20, 2005