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monogatari 

Anime that's about necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, zoophilia and probably all philias.
You watch monogatari?
Fucking weeb
monogatari by Vukulv January 5, 2021

monogatari 

guy 1: hey man wanna watch ani-
guy 2: SHUTUP WEEB TAKE YOUR MONOGATCHERI, JOJIMS AND DRAGON BOO X ELSEWHERE
guy 1: i was just trying to have gooo time-
guy 2: no i hate you and your dumb
guy 1: i guess ill go to teds house to watch monogatari
monogatari by sakis alt January 5, 2021

monogatari 

guy 1: hey wanna watch monogatari or like h-
guy 2: NO UR SUMB AND I HATE YOU
guy 1: hey man i was just trying to be nice an-
guy 2: NO I DONT WANNA WATCH MONOGATCHERI OR FUKING DANGOREMPA
guy 1: ok i guess, wanna watch meme completions on youtube
guy 2: yeah sounds better than monogatari
monogatari by sakis alt January 5, 2021

Monogatari Series 

An anime/light novel series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

Monogatari Series 

An anime series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

Doukutsu Monogatari 

Doukutsu Monogatari(A.K.A. Cave Story) is a freeware side-scrolling game in the syle of Zelda, Metroid and Wonderboy.It was written and designed by Studio Pixel originating from japan released in 2004. took 5 years to make. it has been critically by gamers and reviews over the globe. featuring large free roaming environments, vastly different weapons and 3 different endings. if you have not played this game play it now!

Also Variant games have secured the rights to publish the game for PSP
Ed - OMG have you played Doukutsu Monogatari?
Dav - No why?
Ed - FOOL! play it now! you only have a short time to live
Dav - So
Ed - your life is unfulfilled unless you play it!!!

Doukutsu Monogatari is the best game ever!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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