Monkey Rail

When arranges his body and is able to poo into one's own mouth with a long continuous strand of poo. The strand cannot be broken or interrupted.

That guy mistook his mouth for a toilet when he chose to Monkey Rail.

by Ziggy Volten January 19, 2010

Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

monkeytail

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

by R L D November 2, 2006

monkeytail

Monkeytail beards start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth

Luke: What the heck is that thing on your face!? It looks like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nuts with your teeth.

Wilger: This thing? It's my monkeytail beard!

by howlingmadwilger October 31, 2011

monkeymail

Cheryl's new found method of communication. An email that is written by someone, and spoken by a talking monkey, in the form of an email.

Hey dude, I just sent you monkeymail. Have you gotten it yet?

by mabulok December 14, 2008