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Monkey Pitters 

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.
He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters
Monkey Pitters by nopitters December 8, 2021

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites
"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".
monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

monkeypitpull87104

monkeypitpull87104 is a sigma male, aka lone wolf. he originates only in ohio and he likes to fantum tax when he hangs out with his skibidi toilets
monkeypitpull87104 is a sigma male and he is the most sigma male in ohio

pitty money 

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person
" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026