Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

Monkey Nuts

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

monkey nuts

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

monkey nuts

affectionate term for a friend

what up monkey nuts!

by theajay April 11, 2003

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008