monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023