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Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.
I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..
by airzone April 30, 2021
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