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cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.
jig jig rub rub

monkey jams 

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
monkey jams by E-Male December 23, 2008

monkey jams 

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.
"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc
monkey jams by johanna315 June 23, 2008

money for jam 

Money that is easily made
Man, do you know how much i got for writing this piece? And it only took me half an hour to do it. I'm telling you, it was money for jam.
money for jam by Jeromek May 30, 2006

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey
Jammy Monkey by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024