Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)

Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.

by stop it loser March 03, 2009

monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.

I'll whoop yo monkey ass.

by whatever 33 January 23, 2008

monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

by WICKED April 29, 2003

monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 04, 2017

monkey ass

The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)

Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!

by zagnut February 21, 2005

monkey ass

1) Someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.

2) A human being with a large baboon-like ass. Synonym: Baboon-Ass

1) Look! That guy is eating his own poo! What a monkey ass!

2) Holy shit! The bum on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! What a monkey ass!

by Juan Valdez - Harvester of fine coffees in Central August 07, 2003